When someone asks you if you want to go for supper, it actually means “hey would you like to head out to grab a bite with me/us?” and not “hey you want to da bao anything?”

Everybody has fucking 8am or 10am lectures or tutorials, and everybody needs to fucking sleep. If you want to eat, have the fucking basic courtesy off heading out with them to eat, and not assuming that they’re going to da bao for you.

You’re using people, arseholes. That’s not a nice thing to do, unless you’re always offering to da bao for others as well. You need to fucking study, need to fucking rest, need to fucking masturbate or do whatever you fucks do in your rooms at night. But hey, here’s news for you – SO DO WE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

Goddamn it.