Ever wondered what the fuck people mean when they say,

It’s better to have loved than to never love at all.

Well I’ve been doing some pondering on certain subjects pertaining to the above mentioned quote, and I’ve come to conclusion that people who tell you that the above mentioned quote makes sense are complete and absolute idiots who probably haven’t been in love before, or who think that true love comes in rectangular packages marked with words such as “XXX Cheerleaders” or from links like http://www.xxx-cheerleaders.com.

Personally I liken the above mentioned quote to something along the lines of,

It’s better to have had tons of money, than to not have tons of money at all

Simi lanjiao loh. Its machiam I had USD$1,000,000,000,000 to my name last year, but due to my spending on food and cigerettes and booze and drum stuff and condoms I only have like USD$10 to my name now. So I walk into a casino and the following occurs.

Me: OI SIAO LIAN EH I WANT TO PRAY BRACK JACK LEH.

Casino staff: Sorry sir, you don’t have enough money to pay for the entry to the casino.

Me: OI SIAO EH. Last year limpeh got USD$1,000,000,000 gazillion loh. Or you just lemme play credit lah. I treat you teh tarik later lar siao lian eh. Eh sai lah.

Casino staff: I’m sorry sir, but you do not have the money with you right now, and we can’t let you play on credit. I’m truly sorry sir, I’ll have to ask you to leave.

Me: EH NABEI PUA TURBAN CHEEBYE LANCHEOW MP3LJBBBQ LIMPEH KA LI KONG LAST TIME LIM PEH IS GOTS MONEY LOH. IS BETTER TO HAVE SIBEI A LOT OF MONEY LAST TIME THAN TO NOT HAVE MONEYS LOH THEN BECOME CASINO STAFF LOH SIAO EH.

Casino staff: Sorry sir, if you put it that way, then I’d say that I’d prefer my current status. -takes out $50 note- At least I still have enough money on me to call for a prostitute. I’d wager you’d have to sell your backside to raise enough money for you to take a taxi home. Have a nice day sir.

VEH SIMILAR TO LOVE RIGHT.

Aiyah but I tell you, the worst thing is not being able to do anything about the person you like/love/lust/wannafuck. So limpeh ka li gong, loving someone but not knowing if that someone feels the same towards your, OR loving someone and knowing that it probably will never work out, is the most kanpua si lang horrigible thing that can happen to you.

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