Limpeh says

when ride is nigh, allies abound.

but when wheels are none, friends are few.

Stuff to get

Fuck lot of stuff to get, esp hardcases after my softcases died on me.

1. Cymbal hardcase by SKB – $180
2. Snare hardcase by Ritter – $80
3. 20″ Sabian AA/HH Rock ride or zildjian A rock ride
4. 10″ sabian HHX splash
5. 16″ sabian AAXplosion crash
6. 18″ sabian AAXplosion crash
7. Tama Iron Cobra double pedals
8. Pearl 14×5.5 sensitone snare
9. Pearl 14×5.5 ultracast snare

I need to work like a fucking DOG man.

Persevere

6 days without a smoke.

I will perservere.

I will kick it.

Happy Huat New Year

To all my loyal readers, limpeh would like to say, Happy Lunar New Year, and may all you little trolls huat 1x hohseh during this short span of er a few days. Pls do not forget to keep me in mind when you maggot scums receive like fucking huge and huat red packets because I’ll probably not receive as much this year… for some reason I think my relatives discovered the joys of purple $2 notes.

Anyway I hope all my loyal readers aren’t sick like me – down with flu, fucking cough, and a mild fucking fever coupled with severe fucking body aches. But fuck it, I’m still eating all the bak kwa and abalone and hoh liao tomorrow and the after tomorrow.

Lastly because its like 3.30am and I’m sleepy I’ll just summarize it.

I fucking abhore and detest and loathe and fucking cheebye hate backseat fucking puboh drivers who tell you everything from your speed to your clutch control to how many fingers I have wrapped around the steering wheel to my sitting posture while driving the fucking car. For crying out loud, is it really that fucking hard to shut the fuck up and trust me with driving the fucking car? I’m not the only sentient driver on the fucking road am I? If I do screw up badly on the roads, I’m quite certain the other drivers, or the fucking TP will fucking let me know.

Knnbccb. Backseat drivers for the fucking lose pls.

想回到过去
试著抱你在怀里
羞怯的脸带有一点稚气
想看你的看的世界
想在你梦的画面
只要靠在一起就能感觉甜蜜
想回到过去
试著让故事继续
至少不再让你离我而去
分散时间的注意
这次会抱得更紧
这样挽留不知还来不来得及
想回到过去

3 Doors Down – Here without you

A hundred days had made me older
since the last time that I’ve saw your pretty face

A thousand lights had made me colder
and I don’t think I can look at this the same

But all the miles had separate
They disappear now when I’m dreaming of your face

I’m here without you baby
but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby
but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight it’s only you and me

The miles just keep rollin
as the people either way to say hello
I’ve heard this life is overrated
but I hope that it gets better as we go

I’m here without you baby
but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby
but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it’s only you and me

Everything I know,
and anywhere I go
it gets hard but it won’t take away my love
And when the last one falls,
when it’s all said and done
it get hard but it won’t take away my love

I’m here without you baby
but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby
but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it’s only you and me

I passed!

I PASSED WITH 8 PTS.

HUAT AH BRING OUT THE BOOZE HUAT AH.

oops so solly no dlinking and dliving plz.

PSA: HEY KIDS DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE, SMOKE WEED AND FLY

Of Thai ghost shows

The funny thing about us human beings is the fact that we love to scare ourselves silly, but we can’t bear to watch scary scenes in scary shows aka Colic.

As I type this entry, I’m clutching my pillow and hiding behind it every 10-20 seconds because Colic is so motherfucking kanpua silang scary.

To make things worse its in Thai.

So they talk and scream in Thai.

And they have babies in the show.

And they have baby hantus.

What’s it about Thai ghost shows that are so scary?!

HELP PLS.

Inked

Knn I was watching Miaminked (or was it Miamink?) just now and I’m damn fucking gian to get a tattoo on my body soon.

This coming from the guy who’s deathly afraid of injections and blood tests =/

PDU

I swear, Starhub Maxonline’s 6500 plan feels just slightly faster than Singtel dialup 56.6k. The only plus point is the fact that its unlimited and constantly online, or until they decide to disconnect you for no fucking reason.

Starhub seriously should get its act together because they are possibly losing all their customers to other more competitive providers who actually do provide quality service and technical support, as compared to starhub and their fucking under-qualified technical support staff who tried to smoke me into believing him that my connection was slow because:

1. I was behind a router – until I told him that I connected the modem directly to my laptop
2. I was using a Mac – until I pointed out to him that it isn’t OS-based, and that MOL was Mac compliant
3. I was using Winxp SP2 on my desktop, which has a lot of “bugs” – until I told him that my brother was using SP1 and had the same problem
4. I was using an old modem (SB4100) – until I told him that I had signed up since 1999 and haven’t received a new modem since
5. My modem was faulty – until I told him that it was 5 yrs old

TO WHICH THE FUCKING INDIAN CHEEBYE TECH SUPPORT MOFUGGER TOLD ME THAT I HAD TO REPLACE THE MOFUGGING MODEM AT $99.50 BECAUSE I’M RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGING MY MOFUGGING 5 YR OLD MODEM. MOFUGGING TECH SUPPORT CLOWN PROCEEDED TO TELL ME ONE HELLUVA STORY OF HOW I COULD USE STARHUB REWARDS POINTS TO REDEEM A MODEM.

Me: Okay. So how do I use this rewards points shit? (yes I did say shit, along with stuff like don’t fucking smoke me pls and don’t talk cock)

Him: Ah you can use the points to redeem the modem, or do a half redemption, must top up $40 la.

Me: Okay. How many points do I have?

Him: *checks* Sorry sir you only have 2.6k points. You need 3.3k to redeem a modem, and 3k to do a half redemption.

Me: Eh I sign up since 1999, you sure I only got 2.6k points?

Him: Yes sir, the points will expire.

Me: CHEEBYE AND U ALL NEVER TELL ME? DAMN SMART RIGHT. AIYAH FUCK LAR I WANT TO TERMINATE NOW.

Him: Solly sir, you are still under contract.

Chao cheebye puboh turban huan nah pua bye kia speaking to me in that lantiu cheehong silang huan nah accent in this fucking irritating guailan voice that really made me fucking steam and dulan to the extent that I wanted to go fucking find some malay bomoh to cast 1x fucking hohseh black magic (haha punpun) on the mofugger to just give him 1x hohseh pls.

So now, I’m under contract to some shitty provider, with a semi-faulty modem on my fucking hands. No Singtel MIO for me, no 100kbps BT for me, and hooray for 2000ms latencies on fucking WoW.

Fuck you starhub.

Nostalgia

Nostalgia’s like emotional cancer. It hits you when you least expect it to, and it lingers in you for a while, decaying and turning your emotions into this pile of unrecognisable mush.

For one reason or another, Jason Wade’s rendition of You Belong To Me has been on loop on my iTunes since last night, and it has been the only song on my ipod playlist to and fro camp.

For one reason or another, everytime the song starts I get this sudden nostalgia attack and my mind starts to drift off back to my JC days.

And for some reason or another, I look back and wonder what possessed me to do what I did back then.

But nostalgic emo posts aside, the band’s playing at Ben and Jerry’s Cathay on the 15th Feb 2007 at 8pm. A few of the songs we’ll be playing are:
1. Jimmy Eat World – The Middle
2. Hinder – Lips of an angel
3. Lifehouse – Blind

And once again, the band (shakenotstirred) is made up of:
1. Rhythm guitar/Vocals – Peh
2. Lead guitar – Ivan
3. Bass guitar – Yu Hui
4. Keyboards – Charlotte
5. Drums – Me

Bob Dylan – You belong to me

Beautiful song, beautiful voice, beautiful lyrics.

Simply beautiful

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Bob Dylan – You belong to me
See the pyramids around the Nile
Watch the sun rise
From the tropic isle
Just remember darling
All the while
You belong to me
See the market place
In old Algiers
Send me photographs and souvenirs
Just remember
When a dream appears
You belong to me

And I’ll be so alone without you
Maybe you’ll be lonesome too

Fly the ocean
In a silver plane
See the jungle
When it’s wet with rain
Just remember till
You’re home again
You belong to me

Oh I’ll be so alone without you
Maybe you’ll be lonesome too

Fly the ocean
In a silver plane
See the jungle
When it’s wet with rain
Just remember till
You’re home again
You belong to me

Typing like retards

hiee how aree euu. ayyy wanntss to tryy to tyyppe diis waae tuu see howw itt feels fer returds (yah on purpose lar dipshit) tuu typee like diss and howw loongg itt takeess demm tuu type.

wah whiee shoo harddx tuu typex lors. how duu deyy duu itt arhhs. sho smarttx worx.

NINABEH PUBOH LAR DAMN HARD TO TYPE PLS. I TOOK A GRAND TOTAL OF 3MINS TO THINK AND TYPE THAT OUT OMG.

Okay. I don’t know what’s the deal with their friends, why are they so obviously insane (by insane I do mean retarded). Why the hell do they talk like that and most important how do they talk like that?

I wonder if they have a program that converts Hello, my name is Alvyn. How do you do? into hiee, moi namexx ishhh – = a l v y n = -. haww arexx euu arhhs?

p/s: urgh. friendster’s flooded and oversaturated with them -.-